Spooky Tooth Sez

My mother is real fan of the show, but like backward thinking Vampires and old fashioned people, she has no desire to be on the net. She does however wish for me to convey her impressions of True Blood. SHe has faithfully read all the Sookie Books and has watched every epi with as much gusto as us.

So I have decided to make her a shadow member of our forum on this thread.

My mom at the beginning was a Bill Girl, but she has jumped his ship to become an Eric Girl. Go figure. I am surrounded....my cat is an Eric Boy.

She makes the following observations of Sunday's show:

It is good to see Bill has not left his cajones in Sookie's apron pockets. (See, I told you she was an Eric Girl )

It was great to see Pam though she hates the latex stuff she wears at Fangtasia and loves the vintage stuff she wears off duty.

She loves the romance a la Romeo and Juliette of Hoyt and Jessica and hopes AB will let them ride off into the sunset together.

And she says that Eric is the only young man who has her permission to wear sag around her. In other words, pants on the ground Eric.....

There you go mum, a thread all your own....

Woo Hoo!
Mom is an Eric girl! She has seen the light Aslinn.

I feel your pain Aslinn. The Kid drives me insane with her Eric lovin' ways.

Renee

Spooky Tooth, or Mom, has great taste in men. I agree whole heartedly. And I don't care for Pam's Fangtasia clothes either. But I understand that she is in costume, so to speak. Still, it sometimes makes her look like a $5 whore.

:tipsy: I adore your mom already, Aslinn! Viking, naked Viking, Gracious Plenty, Big Viking...the vamp can move! Woot, pants on the ground, pants on the ground lol

I actually like Pam's costumes for Fangastia She wears vintage or leather beautifully.

Your mom is a hoot Aslinn and has some great observations! Maybe someday she will get curious and step into the Temple. You know that once that happens, she will be hooked even more, LOL!

If anyone can make a $5 whore look good its our Pam

I happen to like most of her wardrobe, the mix is amazing. Maybe not as amazing as the BV's collection of track suits, tee shirts and flip flips but its hard to top that...

And I agree with your mom, Erics pants need to be on the ground alot more!

Spooky Tooth Sez:

Eric should always tell Suckie the truth: "Yes Sookie, you are stupid."

Aslinn Dhan wrote:Spooky Tooth Sez:

Eric should always tell Suckie the truth: "Yes Sookie, you are stupid."

Amen to THAT!

I couldn't agree more with you Spooky tooth..

Spooky Tooth sez:

Tara has invited everything else into Sookie's house. Too bad she can't invite Mr Clean into her house. That would be one person Sookie would not object to Tara having in.

Hi Spooky Tooth,
Sookie did manage to get her house cleaned up a little, then our favorite vampire, Eric, managed to spill were blood all over it. "I got your rug wet," Eric tells her, dripping blood from his mouth. Even with a mouthful of blood he still manages to be sexy.

Spooky Tooth Sez:

Pappa Mickens, it ain't that boy that makes your ass itch, it is them crusty drawers you are wearing....

Now isn't that the truth. He is so disgusting.

I have pretty much noticed that with the exception of Gran, all the parents seem to be losers. I think Gran was an exception only becuase she was a grandparent and not the actual parent.

Spooky Tooth Sez:

If Bill does anymore damage to Russell Edgington's house, his paramour Talbot will have to go on HGTV to summon the skills of Mike Holmes of Holmes on Homes to come a shoot an episode.....Wouldn't that be interesting?

Doesn't she have a thing for Holmes?

She does, yes

Spooky Tooth sez:

As I always told my kids....Play nice...Don't Bite

Well you raised your kids right, Spooky Tooth. Too bad the Mickens didn't raise Tommy that way. My mother always told me to make sure I wore clean underwear in case I was in a wreck and had to go to the hospital. JoeLee's mom obviously didn't teach him that.

Fairy, I thought that was what an accident was...first you say it, then you do it....

Spooky Tooth had a little scare and had to go the hospital last night. Thank God it was nothing serious. But she got to speak with the nurse who took her blood and discovered she was a truebie and actually pimped out the site to her...so, even though she does not do the internet thing, she loves True Blood Council.....

Oh, good for you Spooky Tooth. I hope you are feeling better. You just need a little of that Viking blood.

I would not want to be Talbot when Franklin woke up and everyone else in the house is gone.....RUN TALBOT!!!!