Spooky Tooth Sez

Hope all is well ST!!! I agree, better watch it Talbot!!! I hear there may be a replacement on the way....

One observation - Hoyt can ride off into the sunset all he wants, but Jessica will be staying locked up light tight until that sun goes down. Which hopefully will give Hoyt just enough time to be miles away.

Spooky Tooth:

I love Eric, too.

Spooky Tooth waxed a little poetic this morning after a brood about the last epi:

Eric did it with style
He did it with class
He did it in the back
And not up the @ss

For all you Eric Girls......

well said mum

I love your mom Aslinn.
That was freakin' hilarious!!!

Spooky Tooth, you're awesome!

Renee

While everyone is in a knot about Eric and Bill, has anyone wondered:

1. Is Franklin dead or is he chained to a wall in Russell's basement all demented and dain bramaged?
2. Will Andy decide to put Jason out of his misery and take him out in the back of Merlotte's and shoot him?
3. Will Sookie ever get her damned house clean?
4. Will Alcide grow himself a pair and get on with his growl?

Inquiring minds want to know?

Aslinn Dhan wrote:Spooky Tooth waxed a little poetic this morning after a brood about the last epi:

Eric did it with style
He did it with class
He did it in the back
And not up the @ss

For all you Eric Girls......

Brilliant Spooky Tooth! We can expect the unexpected with our Viking. He never disappoints.

Ahaha!! Eric did follow through with her money, she could have hired someone while she was gone!

Spooky Tooth Sez


So many people want a piece of Sookie...I can see them lined up from her front door, across the porch, down the steps, into her yard, across the gravel drive....

First, there is Bill, then there is Eric, then Russell, Debbie Pelt, Alcide, mean werewolves, Sam, the paper boy, the Jehovah's Witnesses, the Avon Lady, Girl Scout Cookie girl, a Census taker, Electrolux salesman, the milk man, the mail man, Mother's Against Drunk Driving, The NRA, Young Democrats, The Fed Ex Guy, and Andy Bellefleur, looking for some back taxes she owes.....

Right now, Sam has made so many enemies, I'd say he's really in the dog house now. And if I were Sam, I'd have Tommy euthanized...and spayed, in that order.....

Lafayette should really be careful with Hey Soos....he really is a devil with a blue dress on...woot woot

And If I were Tara, I'd get the hell out of Bon Temps and Move to New Orleans...Get a job at one of the better bars. Then she would only be irritated during spring break when the doofus college kids came to town....

I am surprised Russell hasn't pasted up an 8X10 glossy of Talbot's face onto that crystal apothecary jar of Big T's shushy remains....

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A little something from Spooky Tooth

That is so frocking funny mom!!!!

That was hilarious spooky tooth.

Love it, Spooky Tooth. Very clever.

Brought a grin to my face for sure, but the grin is because there is so much TRUTH to that one, LOL! Good job and right on!

That was GREAT!!!

Spooky Tooth Sez

Just when Suckie was getting her house fixed up and she was figuring out having Eric as a landlord might not be such a bad idea, he goes and gets amnesia. There goes that in ground pool, barbeque, and patio deal she was planning on. Oh well, if she take good care of Eric, he might even throw in a decent car...Be good to him Suck ol' gal. This guy is capable and willing to spend big bucks on you.

And for the love of god, have him scare Tara off your place. If you really wanna rescind someone's invitation to your house, rescind hers...Damn...Just Sayin'

Later Tater,
Spooky Tooth

Aslinn Dhan wrote:Spooky Tooth Sez

Just when Suckie was getting her house fixed up and she was figuring out having Eric as a landlord might not be such a bad idea, he goes and gets amnesia. There goes that in ground pool, barbeque, and patio deal she was planning on. Oh well, if she take good care of Eric, he might even throw in a decent car...Be good to him Suck ol' gal. This guy is capable and willing to spend big bucks on you.

And for the love of god, have him scare Tara off your place. If you really wanna rescind someone's invitation to your house, rescind hers...Damn...Just Sayin'

Later Tater,
Spooky Tooth

Love it!!

I agree 100%, Spooky Tooth.

Now that's funny!!!

If I were Sucky, I would take Eric gently into my arms, press him against my breast and nurse him to health with the milk of human kindness...Of course this nursing would require I do this slowly, with a lot of warm baths and thorough sudsings in steamy water with perfumed soap and vigorous all over body massages to keep him toned, healthy and happy....

(She's 63 folks....like I say...Who needs hormones...Watch out Dad...Better get some rest while you can...)

Later Ladies,
Ol' Spooky Tooth