True Blood Quotes

"What am I thinking about right now? You know in my brain" - Jason

"Is this Sam Merlot?" - Audrey Fisher
"Sam is fine." - Sam MerloTTE.

(I added that last one because so many people I know pronounce his last name wrong).

"Sookie, no, stop, come back" -Pam

"Holy sh-" Sookie after seeing Eric swivel away on Yvetta

"I'm sorry you fell in love with a serial killer, but really, who here hasn't" -Arlene lol

"I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember, I can rip your throat out if I need to, and also know that I am not a hooker. That was a long, long time ago.” Pam...she is utterly awesomeness!

I loved this one! I'm jonesing like mad.

OMG on the Viking's rear beauty-ness. That man could melt ice in the dead of winter. I literally shivered seeing how he moves, woot! Melty melty LOL

"Hoyt, if you and me are gonna be roommates, there's a certain amount of pussy overflow you just have to get used to dealing with" ~ Jason

Classic!!!

Renee

Classic Jason right there! Love it.

I loved it when the girls were leaving his house and Hoyt yells out, "Y'all leaving? It was nice meeting you!"

Leave it to Hoyt to be polite in any given situation.

"Hell hath no fury, like a vampire queen broke." - QSA

I don't like QSA but Evan Rachel Wood was awesome last night.

Just call us the F*ck you crew.

Can I take a shower???

I will take what I can get.

Niiiiice.

I hear the water in Arkansas is very HARD!




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"I am a f*cking freak of nature!"

"It's 5 am, what are you doing eating my chicken in the dark?" - Sookie

"Please don't do that. It makes me feel disturbingly human." - Eric

"Let's got to the ladies' room and stare at ourselves." - Pam

"...I must drain the second course. Carlo bring me that Thai boy." LOL Theo is awesome.

"I've always liked you and I'll miss you if you got killed." Terri lol

The best quote of the whole show:

"You're going to invite me in so I can protect you or have passionate, primal, sex with you." Eric *sigh*

"I got one! I got me a drug dealer!" Jason

Bill to Cooter: "Cooter? Seriously?" and laughs. That whole scene was worth Bill's laugh.

"If I had a nickel for every time I........I'd have fifteen cents." - Terry

Lie back sweetheart, and think of Estonia ~ Pam

ROFL Pam, your age is starting to show.

Renee

"Are you Kidding? I couldn't carry a tune in a bucket with a lid on it." - Sookie (I love how Eric smiles at that, he gets her.)

"I got skills you can't even dream of cowboy." - Sookie (That's what I say to the Viking )

"And that's called closing the deal." - Eric

"I don't have a nutsack"- Sookie

"I’m a vampire not a f*cking idiot." -Jessica

"Ring Ring, Hooker. Ring Ring." -Lafayette

"Oh hell, how am I supposed to deal with this f*ckedupness?" - Lafayette


I really liked this line as well

"I know the truth about love. It's a hell I'll never get out of alive." stripper ...RIP Ann (that was her real name right?)


"I have left my life in Bon Temps. And I am leaving you." - Bill (ouch, I know its for her own good right now, but he really cut deep with that break up over the phone.)

“Ten years from now, there’s going to be a version of you, ten years younger doing the same thing to you and then who you gonna to be.” -Jason

"Bossman- have you seen this face? It aint nothin but art!” -Lafayette

"That boy makes my ass itch"- Papa Mickens (what is his name?)

"Not tonight, pumpkin, otherwise your brand won't last." -Russell Edington. Okay I realize this is not a significant quote, but I absolutely love the way he says "Pumpkin." I think I have a crush on Denis O'Hare's accent...

Joe Lee


Yeah...that is a great one and "Let's go Ru Paul" -Eric to Lafayette

"It's been a long night, and I'm tired. Now get the eff out" -Bill to Lorena

Tommy holds a gun to Sam's head: "Don't move. Get out of the car."
Sam replies: "Which is it? Don't move or get out of the car?"

Mama Mickens about Tommy: "I think the cheese has done slid of his cracker."

I love Eric's "Ru Paul" comment to Lafayette.

Violet wrote:"That boy makes my ass itch"- Papa Mickens (what is his name?)

"Not tonight, pumpkin, otherwise your brand won't last." -Russell Edington. Okay I realize this is not a significant quote, but I absolutely love the way he says "Pumpkin." I think I have a crush on Denis O'Hare's accent...

I loved the way he said "pumpkin" too. I think you're right it is the accent.

Linzy wrote:

Violet wrote:"That boy makes my ass itch"- Papa Mickens (what is his name?)

"Not tonight, pumpkin, otherwise your brand won't last." -Russell Edington. Okay I realize this is not a significant quote, but I absolutely love the way he says "Pumpkin." I think I have a crush on Denis O'Hare's accent...

I loved the way he said "pumpkin" too. I think you're right it is the accent.

LOL. Like "Pum-kein." It made me giggle and I have a southern accent.

I also love the way he says "collaboration throughout the ages." That whole scene was just damn cool.

"He looked like he got bombed by radiation on his way to middle school. That's a giant sixth-grade boy right there." - Tommy ( Poor Hoyt)

Yes, poor Hoyt, but I can kinda see it...

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