True Blood Quotes

Eric to Talbot: "Show me everything."
The last time Eric said that he followed up with a six-hour shagging marathon. Watch out Talbot. Eric is a shameless flirt.

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Tara look how fast I type motherf*ker

LOOK AT ME!

love you!

Another Franklin one. I love his character.
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Russell to Franklin: "The last time you had any real money you ended up at the slots in Buloxie and saughtered a group of elderly church women."
Franklin to Russell: "They wouldn't let me have a turn!"

Russell to Talbot: "A king in front of them and a queen behind them and they talk about a human girl."
Talbot to Russell: "Men."

Terry to Arlene: "Number 3: I never killed nothing by accident."

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Just one of the many reasons Jason should be a cop lol

This is one of my favorite scenes from Episode 5.

Lorena descends the staircase and eyes Erin.
Lorena: "You."
Eric: "You," in his sexy voice.

The most pitiable quote I've heard to date - Bill to Lorena as he lies dying, before being interrupted by the king and queen of whiskey tango weres.

"I welcome death because only then will I be totally free of the disease that you..........."

My heart wept.

Renee

Not too many memorable quotes from episode 6, but this one I felt for:

"I love you Bill Compton and I am not about to let you go!" Sookie

"I'm the bitch that's going to kill you!" - Sookie (Love it!)

"It's just funny....I never really thought I was smart enough to get depressed." - Jason
"Do you think she was named after that champagne, because I am thinking she was." - Jason

"You wouldn't know love if it kicked you in the FANGS!" Sookie to Lorena

"Aw, you shouldn't have........ vampire burrito, for me?" Debbie to Alcide, Tara and Sooke.

Renee

"I wanna be your girlfriend, and I want you to taste my biscuits" - Summer

"Crystal "Meth" Norris" - Hoyt

"I'm done with V, thats behind me. I need some meth." - Jason

"How'd you know I was a Tiffanys girl" - Pam

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Oh Jason...

"You got no right being in my head, that's, trespassing." - Jason

Jason has the best lines!

Us virgos....who knew?

“Well you should know since you’re Russell’s butt boy.” Bill to Eric

umm nice one Bill... LOL

raki wrote:“Well you should know since you’re Russell’s butt boy.” Bill to Eric

umm nice one Bill... LOL

I had to pause it because I couldn't stop laughing.
The Viking is indeed no one's butt boy.

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Gotta love Pam!

A couple of my favorites from this episode:

Them effers is a whole new dimension of trash ~ Lafayette

I'm ready Bear ~ The Biscuit Troll

Momma ~ Jason

"You know you have feelings for me"- Eric
"Ew" Sookie

I thought that was classic Sookie.

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"Idiot? Ha! In Tallinn I am cardiologist!" ~ Yvetta to Pam

"My brains feel like scrambled eggs, I got my ass chewed by a vampire...." ~Jason to Crystal

"My, my to lose the one man I've ever loved because you miss your mommy and daddy, well that is a kick in the pants" ~ Russell to Eric

"I've got the body of a tired teenager" ~ Arlene to Holly

"That's my double cousin Beuford. He ain't right but he never hurt nobody." ~Crystal to Jason

Renee