True Blood Quotes

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"Eric who the f**k are you right now. He killed your family. Rip off his f**king head." - Pam

"I'm not babysitting this psycho, while you guys take a nap." - Sookie

"Go crawl back into your holes you creepy cold freaks." - Sookie

"Well if you two have finished eye-f**king each other, can we go?" - Eric

“Your words are worth about as much as tits on a turtle.” — Sookie

" i want my phone back" -Eric to Bill

Butter wrote:" i want my phone back" -Eric to Bill

That one reminded me of "I want my phone call" from the Dark Night.

Some of my faves....

Sookie: "What I'm high-maintanance, blood thirsty and.... old as dirt?"

Sookie: "Well thats creepy..."

Lafayette: "When I was 5 years old that woman told me I could breathe underwater....my little ass almost drowned. So no boyfriend, I dont listen to most of what come outta her mouth."

Lafayette: "If ever there was a time to listen to a white man, Tara, this is it."

Sarah Newlin: "Your worse than Judas!
Jason: "Why what'd he do to you?"

Debbie: "They killed my Cooter!"

Eric: "You know you have feelings for me...
Sookie: "Ew."

Talbot: "I'm bored. Take off your clothes..."

Franklin: "Dont say that! Women say that and everything goes black then I wake up surrounded by body parts."

Sookie: "I dont have a nut sack."

This isnt really a quote but I cracked up when Alice came back to the apartment with a new frying pan after Sookie criticized him about it.

Hoyt:"In the state of Louisiana the legal blood alcohol limit is?"
Jason:"....when you're drunk?"

Andy: "Dick what?" I love that way he says what like "who-ut"

Jason: "What about big-foot? He real too?"
Sookie: "I dont know, I guess it's possible..."
Jason: "....Santa?!?"
Sookie: "Jason...focus."

Tara: "I cant eat day lillies..."

Tara: "We've met...like 100 times too many.. excuse us!"

Terry: "Bullsh*t God has horns!"

Arlene: "She is like Hanibal Leckter crazy!"


Theres sooooo many more......

" You owe me a plaque!" - Andy

"That tree with a plaid shirt? It has a name?" - Pam
Love her!

"Who would you prefer to trust? A politician or a vampire?" - Eric

"If I owned the house, well, then I would own you. Sookie Lina, you are mine," Eric to Sookie Lina

" I never gave up on you"- Eric

So sweet :)..

LOL That was so great.

I think all of us have prayed that prayer more than once...tee hee...

You drank all the Fairy! There isnt any more!!

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Love it!

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Lafayette has the best lines.

Bill to Pam: The world needs more bee keepers

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“Jason Stackhouse, you have f**ked too many hot women. Now let’s see how you like it!”- Jason I lmao at this one

“There’s a light in you. It’s beautiful. I couldn’t bear it if I snuffed it out.” -AE *sigh*

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Aww, so sweet!


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That is exactly what I said.

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"God I hate her"-Bill

"F*cking humans! I'm going to find someone to eat"-Jessica